Kathryn KvasThe New Normal Won’t Be So Bad. Trust Me, I’m A Billionaire.We will still binge-watch Netflix, hire servants to bake sourdough, and sleep in a vat of lotion that cures death. Super normal stuff.2 min read·Jul 26, 2020----
Kathryn KvasinThe DotFarts on Mt. Fuji and All the Things I Should’ve Said to Break Up with my BoyfriendSeven hours, five cans of oxygen, and nothing but a Pikachu onesie keeping me warm, we were almost at the top of Mt. Fuji.7 min read·Aug 5, 2018--1--1
Kathryn KvasThings that should be tax deductible but aren’t.Business-related travel.3 min read·Mar 12, 2017----
Kathryn KvasinBullshit.ISTHire me, a professional exorcist, for your holiday season!As a professional exorcist, I’ve expelled demons back to their respective dimensions, rescued the souls of bewitched children trapped in…3 min read·Nov 20, 2016----
Kathryn KvasinBullshit.ISTI Graduated As a College Athlete — Here’s How It Stole My IdentityI played division one tennis in college, and it’s been almost a year since I graduated. It was a bittersweet ending. I’d miss my team, I’d…4 min read·Oct 18, 2016----
Kathryn KvasThe “being there” paradoxI see my sister sitting on the other side of the train. We’re on the Ebisu train in Tokyo at 3am. She’s in a dress, which is rare for her…1 min read·Oct 15, 2016----
Kathryn KvasinBullshit.ISTOpen Letter to the uterus living in my five-and-a-half foot , “cozy” studio body.Hey, just speaking as a concerned friend here, it seems like you’ve been pretty moody lately and I don’t know why. It’s like your mood has…2 min read·Oct 14, 2016----
Kathryn KvasinBullshit.ISTHow to Properly Pack and Stow Emotional Baggage After Your Ex Gets MarriedStep one:3 min read·Oct 4, 2016--1--1
Kathryn KvasinThe Popcorn MachineThere is no Death in DIYI’ve gotten to that place in my job where the announcer on the subway sounds like she’s mocking the stop I get off at to go to work. “The…3 min read·Sep 26, 2016----
Kathryn KvasinBullshit.ISTThe day my best friend throat punched me. We were seven.It only took a few months for my now best friend to punch me in the face.5 min read·Sep 26, 2016----